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Outside In
Imagine stepping out of your Manhattan hotel. Expecting motion. Expecting the noise of tires swishing as cars pass by. Horns blaring, sirens in the distance. Chatter of pedestrians. A rush of humanity brushing past you in both directions. Instead, you experience nothing. A six-lane street stretches out before you, empty. No pedestrians. No rush. A single car glides by every 45 seconds or so, as if on assignment. Parking lots built for hundreds hold three lonely vehicles. No
Dr. Ted Klontz
Jun 124 min read


Random Thoughts May 2026
I was in Nashville a while back and took a familiar drive out into the countryside. Since I was last there, HUGE, gargantuan mansions have been built. I found myself hoping that the people’s happiness level was as big as their house. Help here please: Hand Over Fist….? Holy Mother of Pearl….? Kicked the bucket…? “He’s so angry with me that he’d have my guts for garters.” I know what they mean, but how did they come into existence? I could look it up, but I think I would rat
Dr. Ted Klontz
May 224 min read


Promise Keeper
The other day, a man I’ve known since he sat in my high school classroom decades ago wrote to me. There was a tone that seeped through his written question. A tone I recognized because I can sing that tune also. The kind of statements dressed in their mocking, sarcastic, dismissive, judgment wrapped in its thin costume skin that from a distance sounds like a question. He asked, “Do you really believe anything you write, in your newsletters, your posts, makes a difference, cha
Dr. Ted Klontz
May 84 min read


Random Thoughts - April 2026
I heard someone say "HOLY SH*T". What does that mean? I was wondering how and when does/did s**t become holy? How about Cows, and Toledo as additional “Holy’s”? And “Pray tell?” What’s that all about? And where did the term, “I’ll take a gander (look) at that” come from? “He doesn’t have a lick of sense,” she said. I knew what she was saying but wondered how much a lick is, and if one wanted more, where might they go to get it. Wondered also where that phrase came from
Dr. Ted Klontz
Apr 256 min read
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